I Am a Tool: How to Be a YouTube Kingpin and Dominate the Internet

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Product Description A hilarious, in-your-face guide to the online universe from the wildly popular YouTube sensation and undisputed BEAST of the Internet, KSI. With over a billion views and millions of subscribers to his name, YouTube star KSI is one of the most explosive pop cultural mega-stars. He's also a self-confessed tool guilty of excessively posting selfies, oversharing about his dead grandmother, obsessed with scouring Tinder, and suffering from red-hot FIFA rage. And these are just a few of his undesirable online habits. But admitting you're a tool is the first step to salvation, and now KSI is determined to purge the Internet of the tools that have turned it into an electronic circle of hell. No one is spared, as he takes down fellow YouTubers, trolls, paedos, Tinder catfishers, and Nigerian scammers in an all-out assault on the online universe. As he takes you on his kickass tour, KSI reveals how you too can become a YouTube kingpin, and outlines a brilliant and ballsy plan for an online revolution to help save the next generation from the perils of tooldom. Please note, this is being published in the UK under the title "I Am a Bellend" From the Back Cover A hilarious, in-your-face guide to the online universe from the BEAST of the internet, YouTube superstar KSI. It's your boy KSI! And I've got a confession to make. I. AM. A. Tool. Yes, I've committed crimes against the internet: excessively posting selfies, oversharing about my dead nana, spending all day scouring Tinder and suffering FIFA rage. But my therapist tells me that with acceptance comes salvation, so now I'm going to blow the doors off the internet to find the cure. Hold on to your balls while I take down fellow YouTubers, trolls, pervs, catfishers, and Nigerian scammers in an all-out assault on the online universe. Also, do you want to know how I became a YouTube kingpin? Back away, mo-fo, that title is mine! Jokes . . . I'll show you how to be a baller on YouTube, the best ways to get paid online, and how you can make the internet yours. Prepare to laugh, be horrified, and cry to your mom. This is going to get messy. What did you expect? A book full of blank pages, lame challenges, and really deep lifestyle tips? Do me a favor. This sh*t is legit!