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Badgerface's lavender milk bath is made with milk powder, cornstarch, sodium bicarbonate, oatmeal, dried sage, and lavender and sage essential oils. It's the perfect thing for natural-minded women who value the very best in skin care products, and who like their personal care with a little side of humor. You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. Stress. The parts of life that make you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. f*ck. is my life turning into? Quit that sh!t and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It's soothing as f*ck. It's got ground oatmeal to anti- inflammatize your sh!t, and baking soda to soften your f*cking water. It's got lavender and sage, because who doesn't love smelling like a f*cking herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It'll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-a$$ butter. Believe us. You need somma that Simmah Down Btch Milk Bath Soak. This makes a great shower gift or party favor! Though be aware, it does have profanity on the product label. It's for funsies! HOW TO USE SIMMAH DOWN BTCH MILK BATH: Spoon 2-3 tablespoons of milk bath into hot, running bath and soak as desired. Repeat once weekly for best results. Believe us. You need to simmah down already!