1. PERFECT GIFTS FOR DOG LOVERS – Whether they’re a Dog Mom, Dog Dad, vet, groomer, sitter, or that coworker who won’t shut up about their Chihuahua’s Instagram... this 5-pen set is cute gift idea for anyone proudly dog-obsessed. Each pen says what dog people are already thinking—just with better handwriting.

2. READY FOR ANY OCCASION – Birthday? Check. Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa, “Thank you for watching my poodle while I was in Cabo”? Check, check, and check. These pens say, “I know you love dogs” without you having to say a word.

3. ACTUALLY GOOD PENS (SERIOUSLY) – These are not your cheap plastic novelty pens with misspelled words. Each pen is built with a solid metal barrel for a quality feel and features black ink that writes smooth and flawlessly. Oh, and they’ve got a stylus tip that actually works on touchscreens. Because you're not just funny—you’re functional.

4. DESIGNED FOR EVERYDAY WRITING – Whether you're jotting grocery lists, writing up veterinarian notes, or taking minutes in another pointless Zoom meeting, these pens get it done. They don’t bleed, they don’t smudge, and yes—they’re lefty-friendly. The ink flows, the stylus responds, and the quotes won’t rub off before your patience does.

5. THE RUBYLOO PROMISE – We’re a woman-owned, U.S. small biz that treats customers like we treat our rescue mutts—with love, care, and no nonsense. If you’re not tail-wagging happy, we’ll fix it. So go ahead. Gift them. Use them. Steal them back from your coworkers. These aren’t just pens. They’re personality with a click top.