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+ ₱ 434

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Shipping Cost from USA to Philippines inclusive of custom fees.

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Get it between 2025-11-07 to 2025-11-14.

Additional 3 business days for provincial shipping.

- Price and Stocks may change without prior notice

- Packaging of actual item may differ from photo shown

  • Electrical items MAY be 110 volts.
  • 7 Day Return Policy
  • Cash On Delivery/Cash Upon Pickup Available

    Cash upon Pick-up - orders grand total must not exceed ₱5,000.00. Order will be pickup at Galleon's Office.

    Cash on Delivery - orders grand total must not exceed of ₱10,000.00 and must not exceed ₱5,000.00 for provincial areas. See all payment methods

DETAILS

Product ID:

35127

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Identifier:

B0CZ3WFR92

Brand:

Jxueych

Model:

Shipping Weight:

0.07 lbs

Manufacturer:

Jxueych

Shipping Dimension:

7.36 x 3.82 x 0.51 inches

FEATURES

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💥 Bold Statements, Smooth Writing: Each pen features a savage-yet-relatable quote (e.g., "Why So Confident?" or "You Already Peaked") printed in bold typography to spice up any desk, whiteboard, or note. Perfect for passive-aggressive pranks or playful teasing!

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🎯 Desk Therapy Approved: Turn mundane tasks into mood-boosting moments—perfect for cubicle warriors, students, or anyone needing a laugh.

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✍️ Premium Quality: Smooth-writing 1mm black ink, durable plastic barrels in neon/pastel hues (green, blue, purple, pink, coral).

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🎁 Office Legend Status: Ideal for Secret Santa, coworker birthdays, or "just because" chaos. Pair with a sticky note for instant meme-worthy moments.

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🎨 Designed for Sarcasm Lovers: Phrases tested in U.S. offices—guaranteed to spark eye rolls, snorts, and stolen-pen drama.

DESCRIPTIONS

"Tired of Boring Pens? Meet Your New Office BFFs." Upgrade your desk game with pens that roast and write! Whether you’re drafting emails or doodling in meetings, these snarky sidekicks keep it real. 👉 Why You’ll Love ‘Em: Confidence Boost: "Why So Confident?"—because you’re killing it, obviously. Humblebrag Tool: "You Already Peaked"—gift to your overachieving sibling. Subtle Shade: "You Look Better in Pictures"—for that one coworker. Relatable Humor: "At Least You Tried"—because effort > perfection. Grab the 5-pack before your cubicle neighbor steals your vibe. #OfficeSurvivalMode

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