1. A GIFT WITH 2X THE LAUGHS FOR DOG MOMS & DOG LOVERS – This 2-pack includes both our Dog Mom and Dog Lover sets, each with 5 hilarious pens. Great for dog moms, sitters, vet techs, groomers, coworkers, and fur-loving friends.

2. GIFT-READY FOR ANY OCCASION – Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Secret Santa, or “just because your fur baby deserves it”—these pens say “I know you love dogs” without saying a word.

3. HIGH-QUALITY & ACTUALLY USEFUL – No cheap plastic here. These pens are built with durable metal barrels, smooth black ink, and stylus tips that work on touchscreens. Funny? Yes. Functional? Absolutely.

4. WRITES SMOOTH, LASTS LONG, LOOKS CUTE – Each pen is comfy to hold, doesn’t smudge or bleed, and the quotes won’t fade. Great for grocery lists, vet notes, office work, or journaling about your dog’s latest zoomies.

5. THE RUBYLOO PROMISE – We're a woman-owned U.S. small biz obsessed with quality and customer happiness. If you're not tail-wagging happy, we’ll fix it. Gift them. Keep them. Just don’t let your coworkers steal them.