The Stoner Puzzle Stash: An Activity Book for the High-Minded

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Product Description You’re high—now what? Announcing the perfect companion of puzzles and games for anyone who enjoys getting baked now and then. Here are word searches, including Munchie-Mania (Dude, can you find nachos, Steakumms, cake icing, Doritos?). Mazes, like the Customs Quagmire—can you pilot a van made out of marijuana from Mexico to San Francisco? Fill-in-the-Pictures: Oh no! Cheech just singed off his mustache! Can you draw it back on? Plus the super-simple, super-amusing activity Trace Your Face: Tilt forward from the couch until your face rests in the empty pizza box on the coffee table. Pick up a pencil and, holding the pointy side down, trace your face. This activity is not timed.   Review "It was chill as hell." -- Deadspin   From the Back Cover “Blaise Kushman is the voice of a generation.” –Norman Mailer (in conversation with his dry cleaner)   “A sweeping epic, a tour de force, a soupe du jour. The Stoner Puzzle Stash is as moving a stoner puzzle stash as I’ve ever read.” –Hannah Arendt   You’re high. Now what?   At long last, a puzzle and activity book for the nicely toasted. Here is a groundbreaking collection of word puzzles, doodle prompts, coloring pages, and more from the ergonomic standing desk of renowned puzzlesmith Dr. Blaise Kushman. Build-a-Bong. Celebrity Bud Dopplegangers. What’s-Wrong-with-This-Picture Pictures. Crosswords. Connect-the-Dots. Mazes. Match the Pairs. And Visual Puzzles, like Where’s Narco?—can you find “the man” in the crowd at Couchella Music Festival?   There are even activities for those who might have forgotten how to read, like Trace Your Face—tilt forward from the futon until your face lands on the book. Pick up a pencil and, holding the pointy side down, trace your face. This activity is not timed. About the Author Dr. Blaise Kushman is a doctor. He lives in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with his loving family and two Chow Chows from his wife’s first marriage.   Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Jam Band High Jinks: Part I Life on the summer festival circuit is Easy Street in Fat City for a seasoned roadie like you. Yep, you’ve roadied ’em all: Strawberry Alarm Clock, Tonto’s Expanding Head Band, the Peanut Butter Conspiracy—hell, even the Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band*. But the outtasight jam bands listed below smoked a few too many left-handed cigarettes backstage and can’t quite remember their names. Can you do them a kindness and fill in the correct names?  Exempli gratia: Appreciative DepartedGrateful Dead 1. Predominant Alarm 2. The Peelable Dairy Occurrence 3. RodentCanine 4. Gyration Medics 5. Bureaucracy Jackass 6. Unlighted Supernova Philharmonic 7. Militant Abolitionist’s Corpse 8. Vivarium Salvage Squad 9. Distant Hill Cord Group 10. Pisces*These are actual band names. Answer on p. 135  Are Your Parents Chill?   With wacky-tobaccy now more socially acceptable than ever before, parents throughout the country have become noticeably chiller. Once the sole province of rebellious devil-may-care youth—who wear leather jackets, race hot rods, and make liberal use of the term “Daddy-O”—cheeba is being steadily co-opted by gross old people. In fact, it’s quite possible that your own parents blaze. Shocking as that may seem, this handy quiz will help you gauge the chillness of Mom and Dad—not to mention Mom and Mom, Dad and Dad, and Mom and Rick.  1. When did your parents last smoke weed? a. The Carter administration b. Your bar/bat mitzvah after-party c. Never not blazing  2. How is your dad’s midlife crisis manifesting itself? a. Restructuring mortgage/Roth IRA b. Ear stud, soul patch c. Lifting weights to “American Woman” in lava lamp–lit garage  3. When you come home stoned, what is the most likely reaction from your parents? a. “We’re not convinced this ‘Mary Jane’ friend of yours is even a real person!” b. “We’d rather you just do that in the yard or something.” c. “How dare you get high without us! That was sel