LAKA Portal 2 Sentry Turret - Motion Activated Desk Defender with 11 Speaking Functions (USB Powered)

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LAKA Portal 2 Sentry Turret - Motion Activated Desk Features

• 'Target acquired.' Speaks over 10 different phrases! USB-operated and measures 7 1/2-inches tall. Portal fans, get yourself a motion detecting turret to guard your desk!

• This Portal 2 Sentry Desk Defender Talking Light-Up USB Statue even features wings that open before sounds are emitted. Because it's USB-powered, you can plug it right into your computer or USB hub (cable included) for ease-of-use. Measures 7 1/2-inches tall.

• When the turret detects motion nearby, it says: 'Target acquired.' 'There you are.' 'I see you.' 'Preparing to dispense product.'

• 'Activated.' When the turret is moved or knocked over, it says: 'Critical error.' 'Shutting down.' 'I don't hate you.'

• 'Hey, hey, hey.' 'Malfunctioning.' When the turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds), it asks: 'Are you still there?'

About LAKA Portal 2 Sentry Turret - Motion Activated Desk

Portal 2 Sentry TurretI see you... Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB. When it detects movement, the wings open and it will announce the acquisition of a target, which is enough to send anyone running away from your desk at top speed. And yes, if you knock it over, it'll vibrate and be sad about its lot in life. Here's what your Sentry Turret Desk Defender will say: Turret detects motion nearby: "Target acquired" "There you are" "I see you" "Preparing to dispense product" "Activated" Turret is moved or knocked over: "Critical error" "Shutting down" "I don't hate you" "Hey, hey, hey" "Malfunctioning" Turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity): "Are you still there"