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Get it between 2025-08-12 to 2025-08-19. Additional 3 business days for provincial shipping.
✔️ HILARIOUS GIFT FOR MEN – The perfect gag gift for husbands, boyfriends, and anyone who can appreciate a good laugh.
✔️ PREMIUM NEOPRENE MATERIAL – Made from high-quality insulated neoprene to keep drinks cold and hands dry, no matter where the night leads.
✔️ DOUBLE-SIDED PRINT – Features bold “Retired Porn Star” text on both sides for maximum visibility and humor.
✔️ PERFECT FOR BACHELOR PARTIES & BIRTHDAYS – A funny and unforgettable party favor for guys' trips, bachelor weekends, or milestone birthdays.
✔️ GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER – Whether at the bar, the lake, or just chilling with friends, this drink sleeve guarantees laughs.
✔️ COLLAPSIBLE & PORTABLE – Folds flat to fit in pockets, travel bags, or anywhere a cold drink is needed.
✔️ DURABLE & REUSABLE – Built to last through many parties, drinks, and questionable decisions.
✔️ UNIVERSAL FIT – Works with standard 12oz cans, beer bottles, soda cans, and hard seltzers.
✔️ PERFECTLY INAPPROPRIATE FUN – A must-have for guys with a sense of humor and a love for cold beverages.
✔️ GUARANTEED TO GET A LAUGH – The ultimate novelty gift, stocking stuffer, or party accessory for the retired legend in your life.
Give the gift of laughs and cold drinks with the Retired Porn Star Can Cooler! Whether he’s living the dream, reminiscing about the good old days, or just embracing the legend status, this black neoprene drink holder is the perfect addition to his collection. Featuring bold white text with a sleek vintage-style font, this double-sided design ensures the joke hits from every angle. Ideal for bachelor parties, birthdays, funny gifts for husbands or boyfriends, and adult humor lovers. Keep drinks cold and the party going!