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Not Very Intelligent Design: On the origin, creation and evolution of the theory of intelligent design
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Product Description 10 amazing things concerning this book - The Intelligent Designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read this book. Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length. Humans have butt crack hair because the Intelligent Designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it. Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube. Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book. The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction. The Intelligent Designer decided that human limbs should not regrow after amputation. Salamanders on the other hand... The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true. If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book. The Intelligent Designer created special, lethal diseases which are transmitted during acts of procreation. Mysterious or perverse? From the Author Trigger Warning Some people have been triggered to write scathing reviews about this book, saying it's unscientific, shallow, subjective, and worst of all, vulgar. All those things are true. This book challenges the concept of Intelligent Design by analysing the human body and pointing out that every single part of it, such as a neck that often chokes and eyes that deteriorate long before the rest of the body, could be easily improved on. It's written in a tone that's light-hearted and sometimes mocking and that seems to seriously upset those who believe in Creationism. Which causes them to write the sort of reviews you'd expect. On the other hand if you're the sort of person who doesn't take things so seriously and you're open-minded enough to have a good laugh at the world around you, there's a pretty good chance you'll enjoy this book. From the Back Cover Full of so-called "common sense" reasoning that no person of faith would ever fall for. Send donations. Joel Ostleen Blasphemy. The Devil's handiwork. Books like this should be illegal. Send donations. Ken Harm This bok is not funny, and not intellectuel either. Their is no way it make's sense. Send donations. (sic) Billy Grahame Jnr Certainly gets you thinking. Send Donations. Pope Francis Best book I've ever read. And I've read all the best books. Many, many books. Greatest books. Books like nobody's ever seen. Believe me. Send donations Donald F Trump Risible bullshit from start to finish. God What God says. Holy Ghost We are not amused. Jesus H Christ I don't know if it's meant to be funny, but it's not. Jesus F Christ Best book since On the Origin of Species. Charlize Darwin About the Author Neel Ingman is a writer and blogger who vividly remembers the fear of being a young boy who was taught to believe that God could read everybody's mind. He also remembers the terror of having swearwords arrive unbidden into his consciousness whilst sitting in church. Along with merely thinking of the forbidden words came the urge to shout them out. A temptation he struggled successfully to resist. At least in church.
