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'Murica! F*** YEAH! Currently the undisputed #1 Superpower in the world, and the creator of some of the most important modern-day inventions, including powered flight, nuclear fission,the Internet, and CheezWhiz! USAball is currently the center of the modern world, leading new technological developments, distributing culture and media via Hollywood, acting as the world's police and providing the global foundation for everyone's currency; financial systems via the USD. You're welcome world! Despite his extraordinary achievements, charitable contributions to other countryballs and incredible military power however, he is often portrayed by the rest of the world as being unintelligent, exceptionally arrogant and lazy. Other countryballs say this is because he is so obsessed with how awesome he is, he doesn't bother to properly understand other countries issues before diving in headlong with his own solution, freedom & guns blazing. USAball just thinks they're all jealous of his cool shades. A mixture of almost every other culture in the world, USAball is sometimes mocked for having no class and distorting the "purity" of other culture's foods with Heinz Ketchup, American cheese; pickles. Furthermore, the recent financial recession on Wall ST, increasing obesity rate,falling educational standards, political corruption, thirst for oil, cover ups and strong-arming of other countries hasn't exactly helped to change everyone's opinion of him yet. If you mess with America, his flag, his freedoms (or his oil supply), you're screwed. USAball loves Freedom, Oil, Mcdonalds and Sports! (Real sports, like baseball and football, not that sissy euro-soccer crap) If you're a fan of the USA, show your love, do yourself a favor and grab a USAball today!