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Lewd Holiday Humor - 3" Wooden "Crack Deez Nuts" Ornament with Nutcrackers - Handcrafted in Oregon
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Lewd Holiday Humor - 3" Wooden "Crack Deez Features
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Wooden ornament is approximately 3" in diameter
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Two layers, natural wood top and printed & cut back layer
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Colors may vary slightly from your screen as calibrations are different.
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Celebrate your visit to the park!
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Supports small business!
About Lewd Holiday Humor - 3" Wooden "Crack Deez
Add a touch of cheeky humor to your holiday decor with our handcrafted 3" round wood Christmas ornament featuring a pair of nutcracker soldiers and the playful phrase "CRACK DEEZ NUTS". This unique, laser-cut decoration is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of naughty fun during the festive season. Product Details: - Diameter: 3 inches (7.62 cm) - Material: Two-layer wood construction - Top layer: Natural, untreated wood - Bottom layer: Painted wood for contrast - Design: Laser-cut nutcracker soldiers with "CRACK DEEZ NUTS" text - Origin: Handcrafted by a small business in Oregon, USA This eye-catching ornament is meticulously crafted using high-quality wood and precision laser-cutting technology. The natural wood top layer showcases the intricate design, while the painted bottom layer adds depth and visual interest. Each piece is carefully assembled to ensure durability and longevity. Perfect for: - White elephant gift exchanges - Adult Christmas parties - Gag gifts for friends with a sense of humor - Adding a playful touch to your own Christmas tree - Conversation starter during holiday gatherings By choosing this ornament, you're not only getting a unique decoration but also supporting a small business in Oregon. Each piece is lovingly created with attention to detail and quality craftsmanship. Please note: Due to the handmade nature of this product, slight variations may occur, making each ornament truly one-of-a-kind. The natural wood may have subtle grain patterns or color differences, adding to its rustic charm. Bring some laughter and light-hearted fun to your holiday season with this cheeky "CRACK DEEZ NUTS" Christmas ornament. It's sure to be a hit among friends and family who appreciate a good laugh during the festive period. Order now to add some spice to your holiday decorations!
