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🦄 NOT LIKE HOMEMADE SLIME: It’s far more… magical than that. Imagine a substance that’s come from duochrome green to violet (but sparkly) with a pliant, relaxing texture… and never dries or melts. Sounds like some witchcraft ‘cause it is.
🦄 SO GOOD WE TRADEMARKED IT: This our Unicorn Blood of varietal of Magic Slyme: a mythical, magical concoction that goes from green to violet to green again. (Plus, you know, unicorns bit. Gotta love the unicorn bits.) Did we mention it never dries out? Yes? Well, don’t forget it. Scented lavender for an anti-anxiety calming effect.
🦄 COLLECTED FROM THE BLOOD OF REAL LIVE UNICORNS: It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. Only the finest unicorns were the most magical of mythical beasts to have such hauntingly gorgeous stuff running through their veins! In some lights, it’s gold green. In some, a dusky chartreuse. Pull and twist it, and the slime turns translucent gray, then deep gold green again when compacted.
🦄 MAKE SOMEONE VERY HAPPY: Perfect as favors for birthday parties, goodie bags, premium giveaways, occupational therapy toys, hand therapy, stress putty, hand putty, noise putty, regaining hand strength, coworkers, and unicorns gifts for girls (or boys, or unicorns, or whoever). It’s the best silly surprise of magic putty for the putty / slime / unicorn / humor lover in your life.
🦄 Owned and operated by an all female staff. #girlpower
Don’t worry your sweet little head about the alarming name - unicorns freely and safely donated their blood towards the cause of unicorn conservation. And what a treat! Unlike the blood of boring mammals (red) or weird looking crustaceans and octopi (powder blue), unicorns buck the trend with a shimmering, duochrome green-purple whose color shifts in the light and in your hands. Trust the most magical of mythical beasts to have such hauntingly gorgeous stuff running through their veins! In some lights, it’s green. In some, a dusky violet. Pull and twist it, and the slime turns translucent gray, then deep emerald green again when compacted. If we may co-opt a Britishism, it’s pretty bloody amazing. Ethically harvested from only the finest unicorns. 100% cruelty free. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. Magically does not dry out. Great for fidgeting.